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Atheist Motivational Posters and Cartoons

Atheist Motivational Posters and Cartoons

There are a lot of random cartoons and pictures as well as motivational posters…this batch feels a bit more political and less funny. Oh well, life is too short to go through it without offending some people.


Even More “Even More Atheist Motivational Posters”

Even More “Even More Atheist Motivational Posters”

More silly/funny/stupid religion related pictures from around the net. Why? Because I have no life.


Patton Oswalt: Sky Cake

Patton Oswalt: Sky Cake

I love Patton Oswalt.


Even More Atheist Motivational Posters

Even More Atheist Motivational Posters

Why? Because I need to put them somewhere, so I can hotlink them around the internet while being a dick on internet forums and asserting my epeen.


Epiphone Les Paul

Epiphone Les Paul

Thanks, Youtube! (For teaching me how to inject Heroin)

Thanks, Youtube! (For teaching me how to inject Heroin)

Ah, Youtube, your commercialization and decline is sad… but punctuated by some pretty ironic shit.


Adrian Belew is Fucking Awesome

Adrian Belew is Fucking Awesome

Adrian Belew (Guitarist of King Crimson fame) is really, really, really good at what he does. o.O

He make look questionable, and play the silliest looking composite guitar ever, but god damn. If you’re not up on Adrian Belew, or guitars, everything you hear in this is him, he’s not just playing over a backing track, [...]


Fantasy

Fantasy

Terrence Howard Pt 2

Terrence Howard Pt 2

Terrence Howard is:

Terrence Howard is:

Broccoli

Broccoli

Potheads

Potheads

Yeah, I know, still not funny. Workin on it.


More Atheist Motivational Posters

More Atheist Motivational Posters

More funny Atheist motivational posters. Why? Because I said so, that’s why, God damnit. Also because I want to be able to hotlink these around the internets whilst I engage in general assholery.


Physics Nerds

Physics Nerds

From the interwebs:

Wings don’t work like that.

Because seriously, they don’t. Humanoids with wings are biologically improbable due to human bone and muscle structure, and such a creature flying like that violates all the known physics about flight.


Goodbye Horses…

Goodbye Horses…

A friend of mine got me to try Aion, a new MMORPG. I did, and it fuckin ROCKS.


Now This is Creepy

Now This is Creepy

Check out these photographs from a 1970’s Star Trek convention. It’s really freaky, especially considering how we think of cosplay and conventions as such a recent phenomenon!


Subject Go Here

Subject Go Here

Ok, I really don’t have anything to say. I just wanted to post this picture. I took it in a mall in Calgary, a place I’m not eager to revisit.


Australia’s Gone All Mad Max On Your Ass

Australia’s Gone All Mad Max On Your Ass

A huge, huge, HUGE dust storm just sandblasted it’s way across Australia. How huge? How about 1,000 km long and 500 km wide. That huge enough for you?


Best Disney Princess Ever

Best Disney Princess Ever

Why am I posting sexy Jasmine cosplayers? I don’t know. I got bored. Why are you complaining? She deserves it. Taunting me with those harem pants all through my childhood.


Here Lies Smudge

Here Lies Smudge

Ok, this might be the best grave stone ever made. Seriously. The ONLY way this could be better is with Walker, Texas Ranger and Steven Seagal fighting to the death on the roof of that truck. But that would never happen of course, ‘cuz they would never fight. They’d team up and fight other people, [...]


Damiens Bible, Pt. Three

Damiens Bible, Pt. Three

Book 03:
The Account of Augustus

Augustus Pythernan Heldupus Eliagillad was resting in his home one afternoon, when he was startled by the appearance of  a man appear before him. This is his account.
“I am the Lord’s Nephew Ted” spaketh He. And yae, I knew it to be true.
“I will show you the creation of all things [...]


Creepy Craigslist Ads

Creepy Craigslist Ads

When I get bored, I peruse the dark underbelly of Craigslist. Well…ok, all of Craigslist is pretty underbelly.
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THIS WEEK IS [...]


Search Queries

Search Queries

These are the top search terms that have somehow led people to my website, after the big storm that hit Carstairs.

Search Query
Number of requests

1.
carstairs storm
69

2.
carstairs hail storm
48

3.
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38

4.
carstairs hail
31

5.
free ass
27

6.
living statue costume
14

7.
poppin pete
13

8.
storm in carstairs
12

9.
living statue makeup
11

10.
carstairs storm pictures
11

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carstairs storm on sunday
11

12.
hail storm in carstairs
10

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free your mind and your ass will follow
9

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cool sounding names
8

15.
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8

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hail [...]


Damiens Bible, Pt. Two

Damiens Bible, Pt. Two

Book 02:
Account of the End

“In the End of All Things, there shall come a great unification of all the people of all the lands. Together they shall band, behind a great and visionary leader. His name shall be Philip and he shall be of Hawaiian descent.
“Opposing this Holy Unity of Man there shall rise a [...]


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