Damiens Bible, Pt. Three
Book 03:
The Account of Augustus
Augustus Pythernan Heldupus Eliagillad was resting in his home one afternoon, when he was startled by the appearance of a man appear before him. This is his account.
“I am the Lord’s Nephew Ted” spaketh He. And yae, I knew it to be true.
“I will show you the creation of all things [...]
Damiens Bible, Pt. Two
Book 02:
Account of the End
“In the End of All Things, there shall come a great unification of all the people of all the lands. Together they shall band, behind a great and visionary leader. His name shall be Philip and he shall be of Hawaiian descent.
“Opposing this Holy Unity of Man there shall rise a [...]
Damiens Bible, Pt. One
Book 01:
Proofs of God
One day a small boy wandered into the forest to worship the Squirrel God of his people. He began searching the trees for squirrel sign, when the true voice of God spoke unto him.
“Hezotap! Fear not, for you are witness to your true God.”
“But how can I know that you are the [...]
